Gremlins vs Small Soldiers. (2024)

sleepingdragon

What did I miss?
  • Aug 16, 2014
  • #1

Instead of getting gizmo, billy gets the full set of the Commando elite.

The teacher gets gizmo, and a few days later, we get stripe and company.

Chip Hazard decides that Billy is worth saving, so they go to war.

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Mandolin

  • Aug 16, 2014
  • #2

Haven't seen Gremlins, but the Commando Elite are a bunch of demented McGyvers and a real credible threat to humans. They've got flaming tennis-ball launchers, full-auto nail guns, helicopters, all sorts of stuff.



How much prep time do the CE get? They did all that stuff in an hour or two

Creepy

EVERLASTING PEACE
  • Aug 16, 2014
  • #3

On the other hand, any gremlin can create an entire army by finding a swimming pool. Hell, Stripe manages to do it in the first movie after his first army is burned alive in a movie theater.

They do show some ability with technology, but it's mostly the fact that any access to water can make a bajillion of them that would ruin the Commandos.

If we get into Gremlins 2 territory, we'll also have the ridiculous mutant gremlins, though I don't think the OP intended for us to have those.

Inquisitor Kard

Once Inquisitor Ryan
  • Aug 16, 2014
  • #4

Creepy said:

On the other hand, any gremlin can create an entire army by finding a swimming pool. Hell, Stripe manages to do it in the first movie after his first army is burned alive in a movie theater.

They do show some ability with technology, but it's mostly the fact that any access to water can make a bajillion of them that would ruin the Commandos.

If we get into Gremlins 2 territory, we'll also have the ridiculous mutant gremlins, though I don't think the OP intended for us to have those.

True, but the CE also began to build their own army with access to just a girls room.

In the end this is actually a really difficult scenario to call. With adequate resources (A tool store, a toy shop and maybe a mechanics) the CE should be able to take this easily. Moreso if they discover the whole water = more Gremlins issue. "Ok boys. Time to shut off the town's water supply" (Not that it should help a great deal, IIRC it was snowing in the first Gremlins.)

Mad Luddite

Mayor-King
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #5

It would be awesome if the Commando Elite found a way to make more soldiers, but not very likely.

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FriedCFour

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #6

Mad Luddite said:

It would be awesome if the Commando Elite found a way to make more soldiers, but not very likely.

Have you seen the movie? It was incredibly easy for them to do.

shipmastersane

Catholic Anime Master Race

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #7

Mad Luddite said:

It would be awesome if the Commando Elite found a way to make more soldiers, but not very likely.

But they... did that thing.

That is a thing, that they did.

Mad Luddite

Mayor-King
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #8

FriedCFour said:

Have you seen the movie? It was incredibly easy for them to do.


shipmastersane said:

But they... did that thing.

That is a thing, that they did.

I thought I remembered a fixed number of Commandos making a bunch of vehicles and stuff, but I don't remember them building more commandos. They would need those super-secret military chips to do that.

Then again, it's been about a decade since I saw SS.

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FriedCFour

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #9

Mad Luddite said:

I thought I remembered a fixed number of Commandos making a bunch of vehicles and stuff, but I don't remember them building more commandos. They would need those super-secret military chips to do that.

Then again, it's been about a decade since I saw SS.

They build an entire army out of dolls and are able to produce large quantities of their own chips as well.

Creepy

EVERLASTING PEACE
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #10

FriedCFour said:

They build an entire army out of dolls and are able to produce large quantities of their own chips as well.

They could use the chip of a dead commando to make zombie Barbies, but they didn't seem to be reproducing the chip. Just using it to jump-start the zombie barbies, somehow. They were seemed like vaguely intelligent zombie-frankenstein barbies, though, so it's not a huge problem.

Mad Luddite

Mayor-King
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #11

Damnit, I need to watch this movie again...

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FriedCFour

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #12

Creepy said:

They could use the chip of a dead commando to make zombie Barbies, but they didn't seem to be reproducing the chip. Just using it to jump-start the zombie barbies, somehow. They were seemed like vaguely intelligent zombie-frankenstein barbies, though, so it's not a huge problem.

Yeah, it was about as soft as Sci Fi gets but either way they were making more commandos.

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FriedCFour

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #13

Mad Luddite said:

Damnit, I need to watch this movie again...

You should. It gets a bit of flak but it was my favorite movie of my childhood and I still think its a pretty good flick still.

ValhaHazred

The littlest murderhobo
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #14

I don't think the zombie barbies where as good as an actual CE. Still, nothing wrong with expendable

meat

plastic shields.

frostgiant

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #15

with prep i give this to the ce. they find a toy store and a normal garage and create weapons of super death.
not to mention that it stated that they were always learning and evolving http://smallsoldiers.wikia.com/wiki/X-1000_Chip

no prep it go's to the gremlins most likely

drewan

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #16

i have seen gremlins 1 and 2 gremlins are fouth wall breakers and can use human things and they is rambo gizmo.

germlins cristmass carrols with clothing

germilins use a microwave and put metal kitchen utensils

germilins 2 break the fourth wall

TrivetLurker

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #17

drewan said:

i have seen gremlins 1 and 2 gremlins are fouth wall breakers and can use human things and they is rambo gizmo.

germlins cristmass carrols

germilins use a microwave and put metal kitchen utensils

germilins 2 break the fourth wall

The gadget re purposing is nice, but how does breaking the 4th wall help? Do they ever do anything with such awareness or knowledge

Damar

I ain't your average sicko
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #18

I'd give it to the Gremlins, they are bigger and can replenish their number much faster, given the Commando Elite needed to pick apart dead comrades to make zombie Barbies and ultimately the microchips are gonna run out.

Still, it'd be a fight worth seeing.

F

FriedCFour

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #19

Damar said:

I'd give it to the Gremlins, they are bigger and can replenish their number much faster, given the Commando Elite needed to pick apart dead comrades to make zombie Barbies and ultimately the microchips are gonna run out.

Still, it'd be a fight worth seeing.

They used one guy to turn an entire bedroom filled with dolls alive. It seems like a pretty infinite process.

drewan

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #20

gremlins mutants are they on the gremlins side.

tyranniod overlords

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #21

drewan said:

gremlins mutants are they on the gremlins side.

Others have said this, but i suspect that it isn't intended to use mutant gremlins in this debate.

CantC'Tan

The machine spirit
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #22

If given prep time, the commandos can find a toy store and cone up with some neat "kill you" things. But without prep, the massive size difference would quickly destroy them.

They need to make a small soldiers 2, seriously

Mandolin

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #23

walkertreat said:

If given prep time, the commandos can find a toy store and cone up with some neat "kill you" things. But without prep, the massive size difference would quickly destroy them.

They need to make a small soldiers 2, seriously

God helps us if the CE find a hardware store next to a Toys R Us.

CantC'Tan

The machine spirit
  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #24

Mandolin said:

God helps us if the CE find a hardware store next to a Toys R Us.

Ha! Theres a laser tag next to Toys R Us where I live. Then the commandos would arm themselves with laser rifles.

Reece

Banned

  • Aug 17, 2014
  • #25

Creepy said:

They could use the chip of a dead commando to make zombie Barbies, but they didn't seem to be reproducing the chip. Just using it to jump-start the zombie barbies, somehow. They were seemed like vaguely intelligent zombie-frankenstein barbies, though, so it's not a huge problem.

It looks like they're installing chips into their chest.

Also does no one else love that the munitions chip that was made for guiding missiles for some reason has von neuman protocols built into it?

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